msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via rnilehigh)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via seanp0donnell)

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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(Source: illkim, via trust)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via breremma)

lolust:

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stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

(via encourage)

is fergie still alive and if so is she doing well

(Source: joshpeck, via trust)

420dongsquad:

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

Bone tiddies

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via covocal)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower